Oh dear.
And to think, this is how it started.
In my defense, some of it is a gift for an avid knitter. The rest...I only have this to say:
Dear Family,
For the next few seasons all gifts from our household on the occasion of your birthday or various Winter holiday will resemble a knit or crochet hat, scarf or bag. I say resemble because I don't have a very good reputation for finishing my projects. Still, something to look forward to?
All my love,
Your wife/mother/daughter/daughter in-law/sister in-law/cousin/niece/aunt (Delete as appropriate)
ps. Dear mother in-law I will finish that hedgehog for you before this December. Honest.
I fear, however, that I may have imparted some of my less desirable traits to my daughter. This is how I found her after leaving her alone for just a few seconds in the living room with the yarn stash: